>you're chilling at home, bored, browsing /mu/
>police knock on your door
>turns out, your isp was in cahoots with the riaa
>they have a warrant, and arrest you for downloading music
>they know every single album you have ever downloaded
>wait for court
>your lawyer sucks and you're found guilty
>judge has got a hard on for the riaa so he sentences you to prison for 10 years
>says he wants to make an example of you
>piratesyebewarned.jpg
>you are now the posterchild of pirates who got caught, just like the riaa wanted
>as part of your punishment you are forbidden from listening to music in prison
>you get to listen to one last song before they take you to prison
What song do you choose /mu/?