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>David Cameron
Fairly standard rich-get-richer, not-so-sure-about-them-blacks type. Solid fiscal policies but wants an EU referendum and privatisation of the NHS.
>Ed Milliband
Powerful leader of the opposition, not big on personality but all over issues. Has unfortunately become a meme due to his awkward mannerisms.
>Nick Clegg
Fucked up tuition fees and has been taking it up the arse from Cameron for five years so won't be expecting any seats this time round.
>Nigel Farage
Complete moron whose voter base consists of senile OAPs and /pol/. Also known as le pint man.
>Natalie Bennett
Represents first-year students with pink hair and other people who don't know how politics works.
>Alan “Howling Laud” Hope
The only sensible choice.