>at the movies with friends seeing Red Dawn which I was none to enthusiastic about, wanting to see MUTHA FUCKIN' CLOUD ATLAS
>friend buys for us, gets me an iced tea
>it's massive and in one of those supersized theater drink cups
>i feel like a fag with it but w/e
>don't finish it, movie ends, about to leave to throw it out
>try to pass some guy standing who's stretching
>he knocks it out of my hand
>iced tea everywhere
>EVERYWHERE
>lands on some old guy's shoes
>guy is apologizing profusely
>i apologize to old guy
>gtfo because this is awkward
>drink-knocker catches up with me and offers to get me another
>say no it's cool man I was gonna throw it away anyway
>calls me bro repeatedly and pats my shoulder telling me he's sorry
>mfw