>be me
>/mu/core for three years
>eventually all the great music I listen to wears off its greatness
>the only way to combat this is to not listen to it
>Don't listen to any music that /mu/ likes now
>exclusively listen to top 40 hits
>top 40 music has the opposite effect, it gets better the more I listen to it
>quite my job, drop out of college to listen to top 40 more
>years pass, it's now 2034
>don't even listen to new top 40 anymore
>just listen to the songs that were popular in 2015
>go outside, its a nuclear wasteland, nearly everyone is dead
>I see a man with ear piercings, a beanie, and a Swans t-shirt limp toward me
>"Keep the legacy of /mu/ alive," he says as he takes a dusty vinyl out of his American Apparel hoodie
>In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
>"this is the proof that good music existed," he mumbles as he sits down beside me
>I take the record from his hands, delicately remove the disk from the cover, and smash him over the head with the vinyl
>"Don't bother me with that entry-level bullshit!" I yell at him as my favorite Megan Trainer song starts playing