DAY 3 HIGHLIGHTS:
>Coke fiend singer of the Orwelles fascinated by cordless technology, singlehandedly breaks the cringe scale
>Circa Survive singer legit sounds like a woman, deephtroats mic, reks Drake fan
>MO being qt
>kevinspaceyface.png on RAC set, obligatory qt's mention
>YEEHAW STURGILL SIMPSON GOIN IN HARD PARDNER
>villainous mixer strikes Meme Demarco's stream, goofman brings out "Steve Aoki" on stage for like 5 seconds, covers Bob Memerley for like 5 seconds, brings out Eric Andre for penis theremin solo (literally)
>Panda Bear begins set by murdering a guest on stage, EDM brocrowd confused by what they hear 'cept for panda cosplayers, cameraman being higher than fuck
>Tycho & the Tychos chilling Coachella out with Mazda commercial themes
>more HAIM on stage (now featuring my mom and her band)
>Martin Solveig performs Sweatin' to the Oldies with bitches, contests set with Orwells for cringe title
>obligatory Marina & the titties partial set (they were good while they lasted ;_;)
>Cribs singer trying to channel johnny rotten and failing horribly
>Madeon: flailing french shrimp somehow still better than every other EDM set
>STROMAE BEING SMOOTHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER, DIES ON STAGE & RESURRECTS SHORT AFTER TO SAVE DAY 3 & COACHELLA 2015 IN GENERAL FROM BEING AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER
>St. Vincent - /x/'s favorite waifu, mad sexual tension with asian guitar chick
>Florence being topless
>David Ghetto inventing brojazz live on stage, getting the crowd more hype from jack whites songs than jack white can
>Coachella lures thousands of peoples onto stream 1 with promise of Drake, casts Gaslamp Killer's neverending demonic spells on them (SATAN IS KING)
>Drake finding a way, is consumed by villainous mixer, granny Madonna outta nowhere tryina seduce him but he grossed out by her
>Odesza starting set with romans, has more guests than Drake already