>ITT: Artists you would marry.
Her name is Park Bom and she's the main vocalist of a South Korean girl group 2NE1. She's a real doll and possess an unnatural and extraordinary beauty, putting many women to shame. Also, she has a very pleasant and cute personality and always looks so pure and fragile in her interviews.
No girl could ever be as cool and cute as my precious Bom. Every day I sit and watch interviews with her for hours on end, when she gets hurt I hurt myself, when she cries I cry too, and when she smiles I reach over and touch the cold screen in the desperate hope that one day I might be able to teleport through the monitor to her place and we can be together.
People say that my Bom is a slut but I know that's not true, I'm sure that we could be so happy together, we'd go for walks in the countryside, I'd buy her silly hats to wear and I'd treat her like the princess she truly is.
One day she'll tearfully tell me about her insecurity issues and I'll gently wipe the tears from her soft cheeks and then tenderly kiss her quivering lips.
She'll wrap her arms tightly around me and I'll bask in her warmth knowing that I've finally found true happiness.
Until then I'll continue my daily ritual, hour upon hour in front of the screen as my body slowly withers, crumbles and then turns to dust. I'm waiting for you my love, please come and save me soon.
Why is Bom so perfect and this is not even a rhetorical question anymore like I need a legitimate answer to this question NO ONE should be flawless like that WHY and also HOW? How is that even possible?