Why would you waste years of your life with even MORE pointless schooling and stress to your body? I mean Jesus, college is filled with the lowest caliber of human beings; why would you put yourself in debt to be there?
The answer is just MONEY. You're all money grubbing, greedy kids who follow the popular directive that's been shoved in your face ever since you had to go to school. You all say it's for "education" which is a load of shit, because these schools do not hold and secret information the internet/library would not have. They are not in possession of secret tomes of ultimate wisdom in Economics 101.
You all have the potential to be AMAZING people. Why invest time and effort into something designed to make money off of you?
Aside from all that, college kids are all fucking dorks. They're still high schoolers, and then they go to school with people who are still high schoolers. So you have these life-experienceless high-schoolers who think you're a scumbag for smoking weed or taking LSD on occasion. Then they turn around and dress like rockstars, while simultaneously criticizing people who choose to not be obsessed with money and live life happily, frugally, and humbly.