Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice 12h
Just finished my daily pumpkin. Ate the whole thing this time, even the stem. Goddamn I love autumn
Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice 18 Oct
How can Burger King be the president, he's the king, what kind of fucked up government is this
Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice 17 Oct
Got an email from Domino's Pizza saying "Glad to have you back"—a little presumptuous since I just started working there again yesterday
larry, you pig