Top 40.
>Start singing lyrics from some bullshit song I heard earlier on the radio
>Girls get excited and sing along
>We start dancing
>I grind my dick into them
>Later that night:
Shots, shots, shots, shots, sho-shots, shots, shots, shots, sho-shots, shots, shots, shots, sho-shots, EVERYBODY!
You should be lying, /mu/. All the time.
They won't ask to see your MP3 and find that field recording of owls remixed by Merzbow with Masonna screaming over it and a rap intro made with 2pac voice excerpts reversed to question you about it.
Just say "Paris" by Jay-z & Kanye and forget about it.