>be freshman
>living in dorms
>self-proclaimed "hippie" girl lives in nearby dorm
>constantly goes around barefoot, wears those dumbass round John Lennon sunglasses, smells like shit because showering is for the patriarchy or some bullshit like that
>friends with her roomie, go to her dorm
>shits covered with classic rock posters
>ask who's they are
>hippie girl speaks up
>start trying to talk music - ask what her favorite doors album is because she has a huge poster of morrison
>blankstare.jpg
>"favorite bob marley song?"
>long pause
>"I really like red red wine"