>Friend and I are very similar, in terms of lifestyle, tastes, and preference in women
>We both agree to lower our standards in hopes of not being lonely.
>He picks up some barfly 2 days after we made this pact.
>She is one of the most braindead people I ever had the displeasure to meet. She used strings of retarded #hashtags in conversation and otherwise typical cumslut grammar.
>Friend always has to type like that whenever he posts something online or even when he has to reply to her in real life, and only has CD's of lame stuff in his car.
>Suddenly being lonely isn't so bad