>do nothing but play video games, watch movies and listen to music
>decide to get my shit together, cut down on video game time, only 3 new movies a week, no more repeats
>start exercising
>stop sleeping with my cousin
>see cute girl jogging on the same route as me
>somehow, like a miracle from the gods themselves I get her number and invite her over
>cook dinner for her, baked ziti, caprese salad and some wine she brought
>put on some music, try kimbra
>she asks me if I have any rihana, say no
>she asks if I have any beyonce, say no
>she asks if I have any adelle, say no
>she asks if I have any pop music
>put on my pseudo 80's synth-pop mimic core play list
>I can tell she's uncomfortable
>decide to try something anyway, grab her boob
>"I'm sorry anon I'm just not ready for that"
>feel really bad and turn on the tv and we watch the news for 45 minutes until she feels good enough to drive home
Worst night of my life.