>choir arrangements jumping in for the last third of the song (under the bridge and hey Jude are the worst offenders)
>the way drake shouts out running through the six with my woes on know yourself. That shits all over radio these days
>Drake's drums in general
>country song starts with "hey girl," name drops Jesus, or has chorus about drinking
>when a white guy only listens to metal
>synths generally, especially on the chronic
>any indie song with a "whoaaaaaaaah" (fleet foxes, urgh)
>shitty short songs that no one wants to hear (all over 3 feet high and rising, Fitter Happier)
>when a guest rapper comes in and just shits it up (raekwon on gorgeous)
>generally albums with more than 20 songs
>lo fi
>noise rock (swans, yuck)
>when rappers say they're hitting a blunt
>when you can't understand the vocals (black messiah)
>shitty experimental cuts that make it into the album (the murder mystery, Revolution 9)