Pick your Artist: Tom Waits
Are you a male or female: Ice Cream Man
Describe yourself: Jitterbug Boy
How do you feel: Bad As Me
Describe where you currently live: All The World Is Green
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: I Wish I Was In New Orleans [In The Ninth Ward]
Your favorite form of transportation: Walking Spanish
Your best friend is: Chocolate Jesus
You and your best friends are: Better Off Without a Wife
What's the weather like: On A Foggy Night
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Warm Beer and Cold Women
What is life to you: Cemetery Polka
Your relationship: I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You
Your fear: Closing Time
What is the best advice you have to give: Tango 'Til They're Sore
Thought for the Day: Clap Hands
How I would like to die: Drunk On The Moon
My soul's present condition: I Don't Wanna Grow Up
My motto: Come On Up To The House