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>be me, little, about 5 years old
>brother is 9
>we would often use, "I'm gonna poop on your head," as a serious threat
>one day wonder what would, in fact, happen if one of us indeed shit on the other's head
>take a shit on my brother's head
>mom catches me mid-shit
>"What the fuck are you doing?!"
>brother wakes up staring at my open anus, doesn't realize there's already a sliver of shit on his head
>we both laugh
>he takes a bath and I lock myself in my room the rest of the night
>never get punished
>mfw