>you will never be born a chaebol, heir to a vast telecom conglomerate
>you will never pay to molest trainees and nugus
>you will never "accidentally" impregnate your favourite idol and then convince her that now is a good time to leave the industry
>you will never divorce said idol four years later when you realise she's incredibly vapid and you made a terrible mistake
>you will never start the cycle again
why even continue to live, /kpg/?