>meet cute guy on tinder
>say he listens to metal
Fuck off. Nothing dries girls panties more than a mandchild listening to metal

IN A WORLD
>*pans in to Vaush convention *
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers

BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW
>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from
the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13

>Sunday morning
>neighbor is blasting Bon Jovi at full volume again

In your head, in your head
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free
What's in your head, in your head?
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free free oh

>"Did J Cole just say something transphobic? Time to give this mixtape a 2/10. Please don't read the Fader article about me."

Dimebag Darrel was an industry plant

Which do you prefer: LP or EP?

JEJUNE, HAZEL, EVERYONE ASKED ABOUT YOU, 125 RUE MONTMARTRE, STRICTLY BALLROOM, ELDRITCH ANISETTE

You don't have interestds !! you didn't discover these bands they were fed to you by predictive algorithmic programming to make you sad !! To make you mad like it's 1991 or whenever people were te maddest i wasn't alive then. Remember this in six months when some of these artists with <100k plays and no official online releases blow up all crazy.

The new sound formula is piggybacking on long forgotten bands from the 1990s and 2000s and popularizing them an insane amount >:^P >:^P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeE_l_AuP_4&ab_channel=grev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mexjonniOk&ab_channel=Valmiera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsOwQiA2Ss4&ab_channel=Quikzilwer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSJACUaCHog&ab_channel=SimonB.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iSM_6qd4Ss&ab_channel=Hellcentric

I'm gonna start dming all these bands on facebooks so that i can get reunion tour tix !! Original fans chime in !! your genre will become publicly crucified and lose it's magic soon

ITT post the worst album you used to consider good

Name a singer songwriter more hated than him