So like, I can get how that would be weird as shit, but the Penguicon crowd is way the fuck more chill about it than you'd think, if you wanna go, cool, if not, no one is gonna dox you.
I skip pretty much all the panels and just day-drink, then we do a room party at night.
If anything, come check it out and look around, there are very few areas where they get anal about badges (mostly the free food and beer room) if you dig it, stick around, if it's not for you, all it cost you was gas.
But I can tell you I was 100% in your shoes a few years ago with like, how aggressively horny that con's reputation was, but I just went and checked it out, people were pretty cool. I like it.
Also there is free beer and food with your badge, and an entire floor of just ridiculous room parties.